airplanes

A couple of sketches I did while waiting for a flight to beautiful, sunny, sometimes rainy British Columbia. I have to admit, I was not looking forward to returning to smelly New York after this trip.

girls on cel phones

Dear hot girl on cel phone,
please look where you are going because I'm not going to warn you of the open grate in the sidewalk ahead. In fact, I kind of hope you fall into it, then, you might stop yapping away about your personal life outside while you clumsily bump into the people. Don't you have an apartment or dorm room? Why don't you talk in there.
Yours Truly,
Phil

Pudgy Wudgy

I saw this fellow Tuesday night next door to my apartment on third Ave. He was talking to the lady with no legs. I wonder if he ate them. I know...I'm going to hell.

Tek Jansen lost footage

Since I still don't have the internets at home, and have not made any effort to scan in any napkin drawings, I'd like to share with you devoted napkin art fans a little clip from Tek Jansen, season 2 , episode 1. The ending was re-written, thus, this scene was cut and lay dormant on my work drive. I did put alot of effort into the effects, which is probably my most favorite part of animation, well, that and the endless nights of women and beer ;).
No seriously, for the youngsters out there, if you want that, quit drawing NOW., go to business school or something, become a doctor.